I managed to make it up to Central Park yesterday,
to walk The Gates before they took them down…
I came prepared with camera and managed to get a couple of good shots…

The thing it though…
Nothing was more gripping
or more beautiful for me to see than the…

She does care about the children.
God bless you Diana Ross.

Have we not learned from this debacle.
I mean please…
If you are famous in any way, shape or form…
You do not…
DO NOT…
Under any circumstances…
Record yourself having sex or variations there of…
on camera…
on your phone…
Nothing…
No matter how secure you think your “stash” of naughty naughties are…
Think again…
Paris had nudie pics (NSFW) of herself while making out with another woman.
Come on girl…
Didn’t we learn from the first time around?
And now…
Mr. “I Did It For The Nookie” Fred Durst is our next contestant.
Good job there sport…

By the way…

I’d hit it.

But I digress…

Smarten up guys…
I mean, take Michael Jackson for instance.
He doesn’t have any videos floating around…
No 8mm tapes hidden away…
All he has are 12 year olds telling us that he did a bad touch.
Sure some of them grew up to be respectable actors.
Eh… who am I kidding… Respectable?
But again…
No images to spread around the internet like a bad std.
(As opposed to those good STD’s… I guess.)
But…Yes…

NO MORE RECORDING THE TWO BACKED MONSTER!

It’ll just save you the headache later.

Just watched Robot Chicken
for the first time last night…
And I have to say…
AWESOME!!!
The most entertaining 15 minutes I’ve spent since… well playing around with Subservient Chicken.
You don’t know twisted humor until you have Optimus Prime film a public service announcement preaching you the dangers of not having a regular prostate exam.
“It burns when I pee”
Beaucoup fresh.
Two clips are HERE

So here’s the first entry.
Welcome and make yourself @ home.
The walls are padded but the sofa’s corinthian leather.
Here’s where I’ll be bringing forward strings of my existence and playing cat’s cradle…
Cherishing the brilliance in absurdity…
And shooting arrows in the air and seeing where they land.