*begin cabbage patching*
Go Fresh…
Go Prince…
It’s your birthday…
It’s your birthday…
Go Jazzy…
Go Jeff…
It’s your birthday…
It’s your birthday…
*end cabbage patching*

Yeah!
Summer has begun!
And the weekend was great!
Hung out with friends…
Drank…
Kiki’ed…
Soaked it all in…
Culminating with a trip to
Riis Park at the end of Flatbush Ave. in Brooklyn…

The sun was perfect…

Got some great color…

And saw some sights that just topped it all off for me…
(In one way or another.)

Welcome to the gay section of Riis Beach…
LOL.

This fellow in the frock cracked me up…
“Like the Miami Sound Machine exploded all over him.”
But he had a good spirit so…
I can’t knock him too much…
Kinda was like La Mami de La Mar… No?

I couldn’t resist…
The angle was too perfect…
I was just lying on my blanket…
turned over to get something from the cooler..
And there they were…
2 big mounds of Gay Pride saluting me…

And this…
Well…
Straight section…
Or Gay section…
You’re gonna find one of these lurking about…
Homo Thongistightus…
A monster of a beast…
A distant relative of…
Heffer Showmytittiscuzican…
Formidable entities…
And for safety purposes…
Should never be looked at directly…
Kinda like an eclipse or the stare of a gorgon…
Scary…

Well there you have it…
My kick off for the Summer…
Seems like it’s going to be one interesting ride.

I was going to post this story up a while back…
but I had totally forgotten about it until now.

I had gone to the Black Party
a couple months ago.

The party has a reputation of being…

well…

carnal at times.

Let’s just say…
Dark corners are usually filled with
party goers looking for Mr. Right Now…

Well anyway…
I knew there are antics that happen at this event…
But I definitely could gage the rest of the night
by what happened before the event even got to rollin’.

Me and my friends had gotten there early to beat the lines,
but they hadn’t started letting people in yet…
so we decided to hop down the street to starbucks to grab a seat…
and so I could grab some caffeine…

Stayed there for a bit…

Then went back and got in…

As we entered…
I had to go to the bathroom bad…

(Coffee goes right through me… TMI… maybe… )

Anyway… I’m taking care of business
downstairs in the bathroom…
And as I was stepping away from the urinal…
I noticed a man leaving the stall behind me…
He gets to the door before me…
But instead of exiting the bathroom…
He stops by the garbage can propping the door first…
Opens the bag that is slung across his shoulders…
and proceeds to take out a long white cardboard box
with some print and stuff…

And…

Well…

It looks familiar…

But I just can’t place it….

So he takes the box and tosses it in the garbage…
And then he exits up the stairs to the festivities…

Well…

Curiosity gets the better of me
and I have to see what he tossed…

I get to the garbage and peek in…

After scanning the bin for a bit…
I focus in on the box I had been looking for…

OMG…!?!?

I can’t…!?!

Wait…!?!

Is that…?!?

Well no wonder it looked familiar…

In bold white letters it glared back at me…

I smiled and then proceeded to crack up…

“FLEET”

The man had left the stall after using a bottle of “Fleet”…
He had given himself an enema
in the bathroom stall downstairs from the Black Party…
in preparation of tonight’s “activities”.

I couldn’t take it…

I ran up the stairs laughing and thinking to myself…

“This is going to be an VERY interesting Black Party.”

(BTW…
The reason I remembered this story just now is…
I had seen sailors sightseeing on my way home from work.
They are in town because it’s Memorial Day on Monday.
In other words….
It’s FLEET WEEK.)

Yes I understand…
We, who have grown up with these films
are the ones who are making the films right now…
But this is nuts….
There are so many remakes in the works right now…

Dukes Of Hazard…

Willy Wonka… (Which… yes … I am looking forward to this.)

Miami Vice…. (Colin Farrell… yes… I’d love to touch his Crocket.)

The Bad News Bears…

War Of the Worlds…

The Poseidon Adventure…

Logan’s run…(Ok it’s shooting for 2007… but still)

Wonder Woman…

The Honeymooners…

Superman…

King Kong…

Bewitched…

The Longest Yard (Thanks Peter )

And

The Warriors…

They’re remaking the f*cking Warriors!!!!

WTF…

I know I’m still missing a lot more movies too…
God…
I’m seeing my entire childhood flashing before my eyes…
Eeek.

So I just saw the season finale of CSI…
Directed by none other that…
yes…
it’s true…
Quentin Tarantino…
And now I love CSI more than ever…

I jumped on the CSI bandwagon pretty late…
But luckily…
Spike TV had a CSI marathon that caught me up on the cast dynamic pretty well…

The finale rocked…
Poor Nick…
Getting eaten alive by fire ants and buried alive?

Geez!

(BTW… George Eads… I’d love to sample his DNA.)

And in true Tarantino fashion…
Music was an important part of everything…

A tape by the kidnapper to taunt the team…
Nick humming a tune to keep himself sane…
Background music to add tension or twist…
Superb…

Thank god it wasn’t a cliff hanger…
I hate those things…

Well gotta go…

Or will I?

Stay tuned…
Same Bat time…
Same Bat channel…

I’m gonna have to go with “keys” Gene.

I miss the Match Game…

Yes, it’s on the Gameshow Network…
But I mean… come on…
It would kill on cable in a new version…

Will someone revive this thing already!?!?!

I was too young to really appreciate it back then…
But I knew I was watching something
undeniably debaucherous and brilliant.

Luckily I found the
Matchgame Wallpaper Factory

It’s not just wallpaper…
It has clips, gifs, lists of guests panelists…

The site it awash in snazzy 70’s stars, polyester, booze and smoke…

I mean the chain smoking was abound on screen…
Big sunglasses were the rage (not a revival)…
(I mean Brett Sommers and Charles Nelson Riley were the Grand Dames.)
And ya know they were liquered up faster
than a girl named Bambi on prom night…

And let’s not get into what was partaken backstage…
(Lord only knows… C’mon, it was the 70’s…)

And the wits were sharper than a set of Ginsu…

The set up sentences were so obvious too…
It was a dry day if none of the blanks could be filled with the words
cock, penis, balls, tits, or ass…

Loved it!
Will someone bring it back…
With the grittiness intact… PLEASE!

This is Mike P.
your announcer signing off…

Well…
I finally saw the gay equivalent of women’s mud wrestling…

Last night I saw 2 male strippers get into a fight…

It was brilliant…

Part of me was like…
“OMG…
Be careful guys…
don’t….
stop…”

Then another part of me was like…
“WOW guys…
Like…
Don’t stop…
Oh yeah…
Don’t stop…”

Pecs, baby oil, fisticuffs…
and beer…

I love my life…

Was drudging at work…
Someone asked me a question…
I didn’t know the answer to it…
I helped as best I could…

Then this popped into my head…

“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”

I love Mongo.

And come they did… and it was good.
And according to my sources
some came more often than others…

*highfive*
Go on with your badselves…

I knew I left Barrage too early…

For those who don’t know…
GB:NYC 2 has come and gone…

and I have to say…

I was very glad to be a part of it…

This bunch of guys (& girls) were great getting to know…

I had a wonderful time hanging out on Fri and Sun…

Cheers…

I was surfing around the The WoW Report and they had a listing for…
“If Fantasia was made today…”
Curiously I hit the hyper link and I was taken to

Music Box

(BTW…
to view this…
you’re gonna need a fairly new version of flash…
a compatible browser
and good sound…
Emphasis on the SOUND!)

This is the latest web animation from tokyoplastic

A web graphic and animation company
that I had been exposed to a while back when
I was introduced to another one of their animations on another site…

This animation is the widely celebrated

DrumMachine

I don’t know exactly what tokyoplastic’s business is specifically…
(I believe they do it for the sake of just doing it..)
All I know is that their animations are amazing
and should definitely be enjoyed by everyone…

(Their main site is a stroke of genius. )

Wow… I haven’t had a Dr. Pepper in like, ages…
Hmmm… I can’t even remember what it tastes like…

Anyway…

I’m taking a nod from Joe.My.God.
and I’d like to mention the second annual…
Gay Bloggers gathering in New York…
Appropriately named…

GB:NYC 2

Originally started in the Gay Blogger Tribe @ Tribe.net…
Gay bloggers from all over the United States
will be invading NYC this weekend…

The opening ceremonies…

Ok… Ok…

There are no opening ceremonies…
No torches will be lit…

(Torch songs sung… maybe… a flaming baton or two perhaps…)

But the jump off begins @ Barrage…
In the Hell’s Kitchen area of Manhattan…

Big thanks to Dallas blogger, Mark of
Zeitzeuge
for organizing this event…

Even though I’m new to the blog milieu…
It’ll be a great experience to meet up with these guys…

(And maybe some of them will be hot too…)

WHAT?!?