Blather and Bosh 17

-I haven’t got time for the pain.
-Weekend recap, How the hell did I do it?
-I liked you, and you made out with my friend, hot.
-NY Comic conned and denied.
-DJ Honey Dijon, sweet and sour.
-718 Sessions w/ Danny Krivit. Carnival anyone? Woot.
-Feedback and comments, you guys rule.

02/27/06
32:52
22.7MB

Danny krivit’s 718 sessions.
Brazilian drum band for “Carnival”
–Mike P.

Donkey Kong, Nintendo store. Rockerfeller Center.
Bananas.
–Mike P.

Blather and Bosh 16

-I’m gonna need a weekend from my weekend.
-Element gets Twisted: Divas to the dancefloor please.
-NY Comic Con: I’m Ssssssuper, how are you?
-Honey Dijon @ mr. Black: Shake your body down to the ground.
-The New York Times Travel Show: Calgone, take me away.
-718 Sessions w/ Danny Krivit: Won’t you take me to, Funkytown.
-Filipino Podcasts.com: Talaga? (Really?)
-Sweet Vocalist, Oh My Gulay: What up my peeps?
-Hampton Chutney Co.: Crunchy Indian rice crepe goodness.
Or is it goddess?
-Michel Cluizel Chocolates: I got some chocolate, and you ain’t got none.
-Mariebelle Chocolates: I’m soaking in it.

02/23/06
36:23
25.1MB

You never know what you may find underground.
These dubious birds can be found
at the A.C.E. Canal street station.
–Mike P.

Cheapass Cracker Jack prize is that?!?!?!
Whatever happened to those wicked
temporary tattoos they used to have?
I want my sailor anchor goddamn it!
–Mike P.

Blather and Bosh 15

-Wash, Rinse, Podcast.
-Showering cause I’m a dirty, dirty boy. Hee hee hee.
-President’s Day Weekend, sorry I’m late.
-Podcasting/Blogging, tying note cards to balloons.
-Free standing freezers, dinosaurs of old school americana.
-Feeling good, looking great, feeling good, looking great, surprisingly.

02/20/06
32:04
22.1MB

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars.
(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars?!)

Monty Python.
I mean, what can I say.
GEEEEEEEEEENIUS squared to the infinite. (And that’s a lot.)
I remember growing up watching Monty Python’s Flying Circus on PBS,
And thinking to myself:
1. They talk soooo cool. What country are they from?
2. Freakin’ out there.
3. Crass as hell.
4. Funny as hell.
5. Yes. Hell can be a funny place. And it’s okay.
6. I like spam, but with baked beans?

Perhaps one of my biggest influences, humor wise.
They were edgy and not afraid to have
“and now a naked man playing the organ.”
But they were smart… and not afraid to be political sometimes.
“And now it’s neck and neck, Princess Margaret, Pantomime Horse…
Pantomime Horse, Princess Margaret.”

Whip smart humor.
So deadpan. So on point.
Soooo good.

And now they’re back on PBS!

Starting February 22nd, they’re doing six,
1 hour specials featuring new footage and original clips.

And then the series returns back to PBS, April 2006.

More…
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

More…
“Spot the Loony!”

More…
“It’s not pining, it’s passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

Woooooooo hoooooooo!

Alright.

And now for something completely different.

Me finishing up this post…

In the nude.

Blather and Bosh 14

-Sore, I feel your pain Alice.
-Bouncing back ain’t what it used to.
-Greying anatomy.
-My energy conservation.
-Facial hair fixation.
-Don’t give me that crap.
-Worrying warm trend, not like I’m complaining.
-Feelin’ sexy, yeah, mmmmmmmmm, sexy.

02/16/06
29:43
20.5MB

Sigh… LOL
–Mike P.