It has begun my brothers and sisters (…and sistahs.)
The Gomo movement has started and it is televised.
Welcome into the fold:

This Boy Elroy
Secret Simon
David’s Daily Dramas
Bourgeois Nerd
& The Krebs Cycle

Isn’t Technorati handy? lol.
(Also, how Gomo is it to look up the word “Gomo” on Technorati?
I mean really?)

So join our revolution…
Bring your Xmen #1’s,
Your DVD copies of Buffy where Willow figured out she was a lesbian…
Your Transformer lunch boxes…
Your Lego Deathstars…
Your stuffed Squirtles…
Your Homestar Runner messenger bags…
Your Family Guy vinyl figurines…
Your World of Warcraft hint books…
Your Street Fighter velcro wallets…
Your Atari 2600’s…
Your Smurf scratch and sniff stickers…
Your Matrix bobbleheads…
Your Tron glow in the dark frisbees…
Your Batman Underroos…
Your Big Wheels…
Your Google, Wikipedia and YouTube…

Raise your calculator watch clad fists in unison…

Gomos of the world unite!

Hi…
I’m a Gay Asian Male… Filipino to be more pacific.
(haha… sad… yes, I know.)
Looking for preferably (but not exclusively) a white or latino man
in the Northeast Tri-State Region…
(New York City and the outer boroughs would be convenient.
But I have this weird trend of meet men from NJ.
Which isn’t a bad thing… it’s just…
The walk of shame would be a doozie.)

Not too young…
(My god, any one under 24yo would make me feel dirty.
And not in a good way.)
[God, I never thought I’d see the day when I would say
under 24yo would be TOO young.]

To hang out. Go out. Make out. Ride it out. With no fall out. Without a doubt.

Self proclaimed Gomo. (Yes, I helped to rally this entry? And what?)

Basically…

I like geeky things…
Cartoons and comics, not an avid collector, but I can talk a good game.
(Do you remember when Wolverine first lost his Adamantium
and found out his claws were real claws, not embedded knives!
That was awesome! etc.)

I like techy things like Macs, handheld devices
of any sort, gaming or communication wise.
(I think is a star trek thing).

House music will always be part of my life. It was the scene that I grew up in. The scene that helped me grow up. The spaces, clubs and bars I used to frequent were where I met so many incredible, creative people that are still some of my best friends to this day.

Needless to say, I love to go out dancing, although I don’t do as often as I should. Bouncing back isn’t what it used to be…
But start me off good, and I’m all up in it.

Chocolate…
Good chocolate… Give me a taste and I’m all yours.

I love to laugh. (How “Lavalife” did that just sound?!?)
Seriously.
It’s one of the best joys and feelings to embrace…
Well, love ranks up there too.
But a laugh and a smile.
Like shake you to the core laugh.
I love those.

Oh… Back to features…
Facial hair
Big, big plus in a guy…
Even 5 o’clock shadow…
I have no idea why…
But it does it for me all the time.
Maybe the stigma of masculinity attached to scruff…
Maybe cause I can’t grow more than wirery chin hair
and a sad excuse for a stach’.

Hopeless romantic?
Um yes, and no.
Dinners… Good.
Flowers… Maybe.
Holding hands… Depends.
A Stolen Kiss… Hells yeah.
Being pulled away from a busy day…
And swept up to make love on a hilltop in the country…
That could definitely work.

Just to tell ya though…
Never been in a long term thing before…
So I have no clue what to do if it ever comes to that…
Sure I’ve dated…
I mean, I’m not a total hermit.
But when it’s a one on one relationship…
That’s tough.
There’s really no handbook for that…
Let alone gay relationships…
So be patient…

I guess that’s a lot of me right now.
I mean I’ve re-read what I’ve written,
and I’M sick of me.

So if you’re in the market for someone like me.
Drop me a comment here.

Till then…

Have a good one.

Mike P.

(PS -
If you think this a single man’s last act of desperation… you’d be correct.
If you think this is a way for me to get sympathy… it is not.
I just wants me a man. Thanks.)

A quick heads up vatos.
Good friend and spectacular poet Emanuel Xavier
will be performing Saturday Sept. 30th
in honor of Latin Heritage Month
at an event called Tradiciones at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe.

Please stop by.
Manny is definitely not one to miss.

Well.
I did it.
I canceled my cable tv.
Not my cable internet access.
(God forbid.)
Just my cable tv.

Because I am leaving my office job…
I thought I’d start cutting back on a couple of things.

(Having the 2 jobbie jobs allowed me to spend a little more comfortably.)

But with the office job gone, I need to cut back on certain things.
But I’ve also come to realize,
I really don’t watch tv anymore.

I’ve been staring at a computer monitor
more than anything else these days.

To tell you the truth.
I’m not missing cable at all.
I’m still getting channel 2-24,
(Which they were gonna charge me 14.95 for BTW… I mean really.)
so the tv is not totally dead.

I’m on the internet so much more now a days.
And now… when it comes to all my media needs.
I’m finding everything I need on the net.

Music…
Movies…
Television programs…
Books…
News…
Weather…

Porn…

I’ve also been taking this time to read more too…
(Reading a book…
Isn’t that novel!)

So…
No more cable tv…

And no shakes so far.

Dear Pooh,

Just wondering…
Are you gonna slow down or is it that you’ve slowed down too much?
From where I’m sitting… It seems like both.

I have seen your days of back to back work…
And your bank account looks decent so far…
Buying that Sidekick 3 in December won’t hurt you so bad…
And you’ve actually gotten a groove on…
So I can’t complain too much about your 6 day work thing…

But you’ve slowed down as well…
Socially that is…
You’ve lost touch with a lot of people…
Yes… I blame your obsession with World of Warcraft in part…
(BTW, your Troll hunter is coming along nicely…
Your pet scorpion is snazzy!)
As well as your new found fixation with that free porn video site…
But, you need to go out more…
Have dinner with people…
Go to the movies with someone…
Make more phone calls…
Send more emails…

I know working in a bar can seem like going out…
But it ain’t Blanche… It ain’t…

It seems like a lot of people have been saying they miss you…

Why don’t you take some time?

Yes. Your office job is ending in October…
And that will give you more time to spare…
But give yourself a day in the meantime…
iChat up a couple of people…

Just…

Make some time…

I’m just saying.

Your friend,
Mike “Sybil” P.

PS - For crying out loud…
Will you please clean up the damn apartment already!
The bathroom is starting to scare me.
The kitchen is starting to breath on it’s own
and how many times are you gonna trip
on the pile of clean laundry on your floor
before you decide to fold that stuff?!? I mean really.

First of all… Just wanted to wish Peter over at the OhMyPod Podcast
a happy anniversary…
The podcast turned 1 year old…
Congrats dude

He’s actually the inspiration for this post.
Part of the reason we became friends and bonded
Was because of the post I did
on how much I loved Kids Incorporated when I was a kid.

(Stop looking at me like that.)

Well, since my post back then…
This thing called YouTube popped up…
And now the clips I had mentioned in my post
are available for viewing…
For all your guilty pleasures.

Well…
As I was surfing through…
I came up with this video mash up someone did…

In my post from way back…
I had mentioned how Fergie from Black Eyed Peas
Was originally on the show as Stacy Ferguson…
The little innocent, sweet, shining star of the group…

Well this mash up is a strangely twisted and unerving…
(In a pedophile sort of way…)
Combination of various performance clips of Fergie
while she was on Kids Incorporated…
And her singing “My Humps”.

Just in time for her solo CD release…

Huzzah!

Enjoy!

Looking back on the intro to this show…
I have no clue why I hold this so fondly in my mind.

I remember back when…
I used to look so forward to the next episode of Manimal.

I was so…

“Oh coooooool. He can change into different animals!”

But all he managed to change into from week to week
was a hawk, a panther and a rabbit?!?

Also, I never realized how campy it was…

I mean look at the female detective in the intro…
Giving you the TJ Hooker pose…

She’s sassy.

Manimal was abruptly canceled after 8 episodes.

I agonized over “why” back then…

Now I know…

“And Knowing Is Half The Battle! Yooooooo Joe!”

“Heir to his father’s legacy, and the world’s darkest mysteries is Jonathan Chase, master of the secrets that divide man from animal, animal from man, Manimal!”

Everybody was kung fu fighting…
His feet were fast as lightning…

I am sooooo all over this.

Jet Li’s “Fearless”

Supposedly this movie is old…
But this month is the first time I had ever heard about this…

The whole tournament premise is very reminiscent of Blood Sport.
(BTW… Jean-Claude Van Damme in bikini briefs doing full splits on chairs got me through those awkward teen moments, but in reality…
it was really all about Donald Gib, in other words…
“Ogre” from Revenge of the Nerds)

But yeah…
(Sorry, tangent there…)

I really want to see this movie…
The fight sequences look incredible…
And I’m a complete sucker for
sectional staff combat…

(Oh man… I said “staff combat”. Hee hee hee.)

The word is “legs”…
Spread the word…

I was surfing through a design site I like to browse
and they featured this little number as part of their
feature on “innovative erotic accessories” etc…

Tension Set Cock-Ring with 5MM Cubic Zirconia

Bling bling for the ding-a-ling…

Lord…
I lose keys and umbrellas at the drop of a hat…

Who needs an $800 cockring?!?
Ding-a-lings indeed.

Look…
I know it’s only Thursday…
And I just got to work…
But I need this office week to end…

And this is the closest feeling
to getting to a weekend that I could get.

Zhane - Hey Mr. DJ

(Yes. I know. I work weekends too.
But I’m only doing the bar job those days.
Not doubling up like usual…
the closest thing to a weekend that I got.)

“…I need to unwind… Where’s the party? Heeeeeeeey Mr. Dj.”