Remember a while back when I had a rant about how
I found out I owed the government money from an old tax file of mine?
Well I picked up my mail today…
And I see an envelope from the US Treasury Department.
And from the dimensions…
I’m like…
“WTF… is that a check?”
I was like, okay… what did they screw up on now?
Well just so I didn’t have my hopes up…
I decided to open the envelope up with my hands full of groceries…
Instead of waiting for the comedic irony to build up.
Open the envelope and I find out…
Yes…
I am getting money back….
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
I’m getting…

$1.08 back.

It’s like winning the lottery.
I was like.. wow.
This…
This is the luckiest day of my life.

I can finally get that bag of Fritos I’ve had my eye on for a while now…
And not just the regular kind…
We’re taking the “Scoops” variety baby…
Like the big time…
No more settling for “Dipsy Doodles” anymore.
We’re moving up in the world.
Yes sirry….
We’re moving up in this world.